fancy a laugh

[splitwidow]

Lovemaking tips for seniors


1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is
actually in bed with you.




2. Set timer for 2 minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle.




3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!




4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.




5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you can't remember.




6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.




7. Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you actually
complete what you started.




8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.




9. If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.




10. Don't even think about trying it twice.




* A French Scientist, after a lengthy study, has discovered
that people, with declining sexual activity read their e-mails
with their right hand on the mouse.




Don't bother taking it off, it's too late...

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[Charlie_x]

lol i found that really funny!

[becky]

lol lmao i like it, it amused me and made me chuckle
Thanks xx

[rara]

Lol, like it!

[splitwidow]

my mum sends me them, will pop more on hehe

[becky]

yeah lol, its good to have a laugh xx

[Debbielou]

He he that was good, and for anyone whos interested YES I keep my hand on the mouse!! oh dear lol

[Sammy-mummy-to-Jake]

lol lol lol that was good x

[becky]

Do u debbie ? lol x

[Debbielou]

Originally Posted by becky

Do u debbie ? lol x

YES!! dont you? I always keep my hand on the mouse when redaing anything!! In fact my hand is on the mouse constantly unless im typing! lol