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Looks like it's Penis Month!! Hm... what gives?!! lol Note the salutations at the end of each letter!
> The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
>
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Sincerely,
> P. Niss
>
>
> The Response:
>
> Dear Penis:
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
> reasons:
>
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
> other locations.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> the correct protective clothing.
> You will retire well before you are 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> completed an assigned task.
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
> exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
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