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No offense to anybody intended, just thought these were funny.........
Mr & Mrs Blobby are in bed - Mrs Blobby says:
"blib blob bobble blub bibbly bob bubbly blib"
Mr Blobby says "for christs sake, just swallow it!"
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Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all discussing familes
Englishman says, "My son was born on St Georges Day so I called him George".
Scotsman says, "That's a coincidence, my son was born on St Peters Day so I called him Peter".
Irishman says, "Dont believe this........just wait til I tell our Pancake".
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Reebok have designed a new set of womens lycra running shorts.
They're called "Mumbles" coz you can see the lips moving but you can't hear what the c**ts saying!
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Woman in a taxi lifts her skirt and says to the driver, "Can I pay with
this?"
Driver looks and replies "F**k me love, haven't you got anything smaller?"
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