how complicated is ur family set up!?

[c.a.cullum]

ok.. pinky and i were talking and somehow we got on the subject of my very complicated family... so we thought it'd be fun if i tried to explain it to u all, and to hear ur family set ups!!!
this wil take a while....
i have 4sisters... charlotte, leah, vicki and donna. 2brothers, paul and tom.

me, donna and tom are biologically my mums and dads!!
leah is my mums...
charlotte is my dads and his ex wife (now 2geva again) daughter
paul is my dads and his affair (on charlottes mum) son
vicki is my dads and irenes daughter.
ok ages... Charlotte is 33... paul is 33 (6weeks between them)
Leah is 28, vicki and donna are 24 (6weeks between them)
im 22 and tom is 13!!

ok now nieces and nephews... i have 2 (as u kno), charlotte has 2boys and girl, paul has 2boys, leah has 2boys.

my sister vicki... has 10 siblings, 2stepsiblings... she has 11 nieces and nephews!!! she does not have a single brother or sister that shares the same mum and dad as her!!!!
on her mums side she has lisa, aaron, brandon and georgia!!
and us lot on her dads!!!
confused? me too!! ha ha...

well i think thats all u need to kno really.. paul and charlotte r only children!!!

any questions!!!? ha ha...

[pinkydinkydo]

friggen hell sake woman talk about fry your brain!!! i still confused but that don't take much for pinky!!!

[shell]

Wow!! I'm glad i don't have to buy them all cards for bithdays & christmas lol I bet you're family patyies are fun then

[sarahfeb10]

I bet a few people dont get on though at these family parties

It took me about 20mins to read and catch the jist of all that, I do get confused easily but I think that would confuse the most intelligent of people.
No offence but did your dad not here of the condom invention :?:
I bet he gets just as confused as us at times.

[c.a.cullum]

no no no.... family parties... i love them but can not have them all 2geva... lets just say im good wit them all... but like i'v said in past.. im always the middle person... but there is bad blood between one in particular and the rest of the family... not being funny... it is the individual, who im not gonna name, own fault!!! i am just too much of a walk ova tho!!!

wait til i try and explain aunties and uncles plus cousins!!! but i wont put u thru that... lets just say my mum is one of ten and my dad is one of six!!!!

[rileysmam]

omg im glad im not u u must have a birthday every month lol how do u cope at xmas hehe that is soo confusing still nice to have so many ppl to turn to if u ever needed any help

[shell]

bloody hell you're family are obviously a busy bunch lol

[c.a.cullum]

my dad obviously had neva heard of condoms!!!!!!

oh my bdays r gr8!!! i have inc mine and hubbys.. and in laws.. 2 in january, 2in feb, 3in march, 2in april, 5in may, 1in june, 1in july, 3in aug, 1in sept, 1in oct and 1in november!!!! then xmas!!! ha ha.... i will be buying 9easter eggs!! i think thats all!!!

i'v never met pauls 2boys tho... coz i only met paul last year!!!!

[rileysmam]

omg and i though i had it bad ive got quite a few to buy for and my extended family is huge my mam has nine sisters and brothers and they each have 4/5 kids each and they they all have 3/4 kids and they all have prtys for their kids brithdays and u cant turn up with nowt i hate july most i have 5 birthdays

[c.a.cullum]

we had a williamson family reunion few months bak... they came from all ova the world.. hundreds of them... as my maternal grandad was also 1of ten!!! yes my family is so big i cudnt even tell u how many cousins i have!!!!!! well least our family will not fissle out for many years to come!!

i once knew a lad that was an only child... both his mum and dad were only children and his grandparents on both sides had died!!! how sad is that... i cudnt imagine not having a family all around!!! :smile: