Or you could just buy the pole & then beat him with it lol
I laughed my head off when I read this! You lot are so funny! I think I will buy the pole but make him dance and secretly film him then post him on You Tube
i wud have whacked him round the head there and then!!!!! i think its a good idea of debis tho.. have pole dancing lessons witout himm knowing then give him the shock of his life!!! once he's all roused and ready... just walk away!!!!! ha ha ha... that'd teach him!!!