Bit long winded, but funny all the same...........
A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and Bingo! she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard.......here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure he calmly asked, "What's your business roll at this convention?"
"Lecturer" she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality".
"Really?" he smiled. "What myths are those?"
"Well", she explained, "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when in actual fact, it's the Native American Indians who are most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish".
Suddenly, the woman becomes uncomfortable and quiet. "I'm sorry" she says, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name".
"Tonto", the man replies.........."Tonto Papadopolous, but my friends call me Paddy"!
BOOM, BOOM!  | 
JOKE CORNER!!!! 
?..... Aman looks at his girlfriend after their 1st time making love & says to her "say something to make me feel happy & sad at the same time darling" "certainly" say's his girlfriend " your d++k is bigger than your brothers!!!!!... i know it's rude but i did chuckle 
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