JOKES PAGE

[clare bear]

come on ladies we gotta liven up the site some how so all add your jokes.

Man walks in to the docs and sez "doc ive got diarrhea and i think its hereditary"
Doc replies "diarrhea isnt hereditary"
Man sez "it must be its in my jeans"

[shelley]

How do you know santa is a man
He empties his sac then leaves

[clare bear]

ant (my hubby sez) f santa must be married if he only comes once a year. ill slap him big time now cheeky git.

[Charlie_x]

lmao great ones there ill add mine soon x

[carmen_richards]

There was a blonde that walks into a store and said "can i buy that tv" The shop guy said no your a blonde.
The next day she dies her hair black, walks into a store and said "can I buy that tv" "no your a blonde" the next day she dyes her hair green and said "can i buy that tv" "no your a blonde" so the blonde asked the man "how do you know i'm a blonde?" the guy said
"Because thats not a tv, thats an oven."

[clare bear]

ha ha love that one

[emerald-babe31]

woman was helping hubby set up computer
"u now have to enter a password"
hubby feeling randy tries to hint and shock the wife by typing
PENIS

wife fell of her chair laughin when computer replied
PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH!!

haha i thought this was funi lol

[shelley]

hehe love it ann marie x

[clare bear]

i like that one ha ha ha ha

[clare bear]

a nurse goes in to a bank and pulls out her cheque book,she reaches in to her hand bag and pulls out a reatal thermometerand says to the cashier "just my luck sum asshloe has got my pen "