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Old 04-11-2007, 08:23 PM
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hey just thought id share it soo good lol

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and
so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I loYe your smile, your face, and your eyes ...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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that is soo good
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very good chick.
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i kep reading it its soo funny
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Thats good! too funny
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I had to read it a few times it's that funny. I'm sat here laughing to myself and melissa and ellie-may are laughing along with me!
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aww bless them lol gaz sent it to me u think hes trying to tell me something hehe
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we'll all have to find one for a husband then!!
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Loving it Jo!
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