OMG!! Why do men get so wound up by football

Im sitting here trying to avoid the temptation to belt Stu! He's sitting on settee shouting his head off at tv again. His beloved Villa are playing Liverpool he's done nothing but moan about how bad Villa have played. him & his brother have spent most of the match on the phone cos his brother doesn't have setanta. He's now begging ref to blow whistle as it's last minute of added time & says he's be happy with one point !!