Out of the mouths of kids!!!!

[sarahfeb10]

What funny things have your kids come out with? My little girl isnt at the talking stage yet but I know it can be really funny at times.

A friend of mine was telling me that her son must have been listening in on a conversation and when she dropped him off at his aunties house he said *auntie Karen my mummy said youve got 2 faces * I dont know what happened afterwards.

Anything like that happened to you or someone you know?

Whe I was pregnant with my first, I was stood in a queue in the post office and there was a woman in front of me with a little girl of about 4. The little girl turned round and said, "Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a pole dancer". The poor woman died on the spot and I was chuckling behind her!

[pinkydinkydo]

Benjamin got hold of the phone the other day like they do & was pretending to talk to daz saying " listen up daddy, kiss me now!!" bless him

[sarahfeb10]

That is sooo funny! They always say the worst things the loudest!

When Henry's on the phone to Dave he just says, "yeah and I need nappies and wet wipes, burger and chips"! How bad is that?!

[pinkydinkydo]

thats so funny!!!

[sarahfeb10]

It just shows how much they are actually listening although it doesnt seem so!

But we don't eat burger and chips! (well not a lot!) I think it's wishful thinking on his part!

[shell]

When i had my daughter leah my eldest son was fascinated. At the time he was obssessed with his penis, which he called his wee wee machine. When we bought Leah home he asked if Leah had a wee wee machine, my sister said yes but not like his, it's like mommys'. his reply was "Oh with bits of string on it" My mom nearly wet herself laughing, my poor dad nearly choked. What would be do without them?

[rileysmam]

haha shell thats soo funny, a funny thing riley said to me the other day i told him to behave and he said to me why dont u behave if u behave ill give u a pound it was soo funny lol