My Partner!!!!!

[** NIKITA TEO**]

I know this sound so pathetic, but i swear its true.
Okay let me start by saying i have a 3 yr old who is sick at the min, a 17 week old who NEVER sleeps, And a partner, who is kinda helpful, but his attempts of doing household chores, are well, disatorous!! ha ha

Well, i am rather hormonal at the min, and only had 2 hrs sleep, in 24 hrs in the last 3 days. So I am tired and a bit irritable, but this is what annoying me right now.

Mike (my partner) Is sat on the sofa, next to where i am sat on the laptop, on the one seater.
And he has just made him self some noodles, and totally demolished the kitchen!
Well, he is now sat eating them, out of this bug stupid plastic mixing bowel, he made me get from asda, for him too eat out of!! (I mean he eats everything out of it, from cereal too spag bol, too burger and chips. Its like his Troff! )

(so them things in itself are annoying me)

But whats driving me crazy, is the way he is eating them!!!! ( I know its pathetic!!) He is slurping, and slopping them in his mouth, really noisily, (well maybe not that noisy, but too me at this moment in time, its so much winding me up!!) I have asked him just before i started writing this too ''stop being so bleedin noisy you sound like a pig'' ( you see very politely!!) But he is still be so noisy!

I swear i am on the verge of just giving him a ''happy Slap'' just too shut him up. HA HAHA HAHA ( I would not actually do it, i am not a husband beater lol)

Just as i wrote the above lines he finished YEY!!!!!

** That's why i have just wrote this, to distract me from it lol!

Be honest, does any off you ever feel this way! like you could shake dopey slow shop assistants who, blatantly ignore you, whilst they finish there convo with sally from the next till, about who had longer hair!! And then once they have decided to acknowledge you, acts like they have done nothing wrong, no sorrys, kiss my arses or nothing!!

Well i do. So that's my rant, wow i feel better
thanks!!

[♥ Kerry ♥]

lol your post made me laugh. my boyfriend Michael actually doesnt slurp his food, actually coming to think about it ive heard him a few times and hated it lol sounded discusting (think i spelt that wrong) lol slap him i wud lol nah im kidding, im sure u'll be alright, get some ear plugs haha

[melanie]

ooooh,you are too funny!cheered me right up! lol

[Newt]

LOL....my o/h never helps with the cleaning up if he does its under duress from me stamping my feet and throwing my toys out of the pram about it..his conclusion to all of this is quite simply...I work hard enough as it is...Pppfttt you reckon!!! Give him his dues he looks after us and I dont have to worry about stuff but a bit of help when he is home on the domestic front would be nice....I say to him oh god its a mess in here..he says yeh only take 5 mins to clear up.....yeh my 5 mins to clear up LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[geordie]

mine is the same,he even eats a sandwich noisey all i can hear is his teeth chompin it really winds me up lol,(they prob think same bout us)

[Charlie_x]

lol we all think it about our men at least once every few days! lol mines been perfect latley he brought me some pink roses and a massive eeyor teddy last sat whilst i was out workin so that was a nice suprise home bless him

[happyhappylady]

my partner's called Mike too - he's great but his personal hygiene is awful - when we started dating i insisted he went to the dentists, he needed 2 teeth out, fillings and SEVEN visits to the dental hygienist. even now i have to boot him out of bed to clean his teeth and make sure he baths and changes his underwear daily! yukkkkkkk!

[Charlie_x]

thats men for you hun, although i have to admit mine was brought up well lol

[emmal20]

lol ur post made me laugh to be honest i used to want sum sleep my hub on the other hand used to do what he liked like sleep all nyt not bothering about how i slept at sum piont i got angry whilst he was on the commy beeing chatty wiv his mates and i shouted i need sum sleep never mind ur mates