my window cleaner

shell · #1 03-21-2007, 11:57 AM

My window cleaner is useless. Whenever he comes to clean my windows he always asks for water & washing up liquid, what a prat!! He then leaves my windows full of streaks & water marks & when it comes to paying he keeps talking for about 10 mins you can't get rid of him. To make matters worse he stutters aswell when he gets excitable, which is most of the time, so it takes him even longer. He's a scouser & i'm a brummie so can't understand him half the time, he talks so quick. I'm gonna get rid of him & do them by myself i think, it saves £4 per fortnight ( plus cost of water & washing up liquid)

c.a.cullum · #2 03-21-2007, 12:22 PM

i had a window cleaner bit like that too... altho he was nice looking!! he he...

was so crap tho... i had to clean my windows after him so i cancelled him!!!! saved me 8quid!!!

pinkydinkydo · #3 03-21-2007, 12:28 PM

nah i don't bother with them why bother when a bottle of vinigar does the trick much better.

shell · #4 03-21-2007, 12:44 PM

Yeah he defianetly got to go. He's lurking around somewhere, he's not done mine today but will probably say he has while i got Alfie from nursery

shell · #5 03-21-2007, 03:59 PM

Well he turned up at 3.45, just after i got in from getting kids form school. The cheeky git waited til i opened door and threw his dirty water all over my grass & asked me to replace it.

That bloody man has the nerve of the devil, i told him i didn't want them done & the cheeky sod said te looked mucky!!! I gentle explained that perhaps if he did good job they'd still be looking fine & shut door in his face

pinkydinkydo · #6 03-21-2007, 04:07 PM

ohh go girl hope you shown him the vinigar bottle & cloth!!!

shell · #7 03-21-2007, 04:10 PM

Shown him .. shown him aarrggh I'd like to throw the pissing bottle right at his head!! then again he so thick he wouldn't feel it the bloody prat

pinkydinkydo · #8 03-21-2007, 04:12 PM

ohh toughy!!! lmao

shell · #9 03-21-2007, 04:17 PM

Yeah & don't you forget it. I'm like a tortoise.. I have a hard shell & am incredibly slow lol

petrabynt · #10 03-21-2007, 06:14 PM

my window cleaner stopped coming 2 do my house summer b4 last..even tho ihave stopped him in passing many a time 2 ask y he hasnt called round, he used 2 do my house every wk during the dryer part of they even if i wasnt at home, he would just leave a note n id drop the cash 2 him asap.
last time he cleaned my windows..he appeared at the kitchen window ..whilst..i was sprawled out on my kitchen table with my (ex) bf on top of me..haha...oops
my window cleaner is also a neighbour..