Embarrassing...but funny!

[carls]

It happened a few months ago. I had an appointment to see the doctor (to cut a long story short I had an internal tear in my bottom). Jake and Dave (my hubby) were with me. We walked into the busy waiting room (there were at least 12 other people) and I walked up to the receptionist's window. She slid the glass window back and suddenly Jake just shouted in a really LOUD voice "My mum's got a poorly bum". I was absolutely mortified.

My husband thought it was hilarious!!!!!!!!

[HSlater]

haha awwww bless him kids really do say the funniest things dont they x

[Charlie_x]

aww bless him lol

[carls]

I'll get him back one day!!!

[Charlie_x]

yup lol just wait till he brings his 1st gf home haha

[stacy_elise]

lmao, bless him, things kids cum out with, 1 of the perks of havin them. lol x x x

[Charlie_x]

lol can i be nosey and ask how you got the bottom tear? lol if you dont want to say just tell me to mind my own bissness lol

[claribel]

lmao awwww bless ya, i bet ur cheeks went a bit pink! haha i woulda been mortified lmao x x

[carls]

I'm not exactly sure how or why it happened, Charlie. Basically a few months ago I started bleeding out my backside every time I had a poo and it was really sore. I kept my eye on it for a few weeks but it wasn't getting any better so I went to my GP who prescribed some cream. That didn't really help and I actually started to think it was something more sinister. In the end I was referred to the hospital for an endoscopy (camera up the bum!) and to my relief they said it was just an internal tear (anal fissure) and apparently they are really common (most people will get them once in their lifetime) and they can take a while to heal. I'm just putting up with it now but it is slowly healing and not as bad as it was.

[Leahsophiesmum]

Lol,how embarresing! kids have great timing! x