My husband thinks this is hilarious... but I wish the world would have opened and swallowed me.
I was 39 weeks pregnant and walking home from the shops,.. I was having contractions which were really strong. There was some one walking behind me when I had a strong contraction which stopped me in my tracks and I bottom burped and boy... it echoed all the way up the road and my children just fell about laughing as did my partner as this woman looked at me in plain disgust.
I am suprised the windows stayed intact
The lady behind me did not find it funny though. lol
I dont think I am ever going to live it down... I dont live down any of the other pregnancy embarrassments either.... When Jevan was due to come along I contracted and wet myself at the school. My daughter just stood pointing and laughing saying I had wet myself. All the parents turned to look... pregnancy.... who would do it?
i think if i laughed i would be tempting fate and theres so many horrific things that can happen during labour that i would say thank god thats all that happened!!!! lol (and i think if i laugh i will be ill so i wont )
My sister will not have another baby now as she had the labour of her life... she had a bowel movement while she pushed her baby out... she is so embarrassed by it that she will not have another baby even though she wants a little boy.
it is very common, it is also common to get the sh*** during labour (cant spell the d word there sorry!) the midwives really have seen it a million times or more, you really think thats any worse than everything else thats coming out of there! lol
Labour is painful but afterwards there are so many things you can laugh about... I think c sections are far the worst way of giving birth though, I hav had four.
I cannot have any more as it is classed as life threatening