Mums Room Forums

  #1  
Old 08-31-2008, 09:37 PM
stacy_elise's Avatar
Senior Member
Gossip Lover
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: middlesborough
Posts: 362
Default funny!!!


*A Girl's First Time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking, because I thought the same thing!

__________________
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 09-01-2008, 10:36 AM
Charlie_x's Avatar
Super Moderator
 

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Stevenage, Herts
Posts: 2,609
Send a message via MSN to Charlie_x
Default Re: funny!!!

lol to be honest, i did expect it to be something like the dentist, my dirty mind went out of the window along with my sex drive ages ago, wish this little bugger would hurry up now lol
__________________






Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 09-01-2008, 03:04 PM
stacy_elise's Avatar
Senior Member
Gossip Lover
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: middlesborough
Posts: 362
Default Re: funny!!!

lol, well i must admit i didnt get it, i must ave a dirty mind i was a bit gobsmacked by it at 1st, but find it quite funny. x
__________________
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-01-2008, 07:28 PM
Senior Member
Gossip Lover
 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: Manchester
Posts: 292
Default Re: funny!!!

Yeah ive read that before, think i must have a dirty mind too lol
__________________
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-07-2008, 04:58 PM
Junior Member
Newbie
 

Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: swansea
Posts: 12
Default Re: funny!!!

i have seen that too before and yes i also have a dirty mind lol
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT. The time now is 10:44 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0
 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32