 Any Sandwhich You Like | |
A man is talking with his friend about a new sandwich bar opening in downtown London.
"They say they can make any sandwich you want with any filling" his friend says.
So the guy becomes interested to catch these people out and to see if they really do sell any sandwich he asks for. He goes to this new shop in London and orders a meal.
"Is it true you make sandwiches with any filling?" he asks.
"Yes sir it is" the man at the counter replies.
"Then I will have a kangaroo sandwich please".
"Sure, here you go".
The man was amazed that they gave him kangaroo meat in his sandwich, so he goes back again wanting to show that they seriously can't make any sandwich filling.
"Can I have an emu sandwich please" he asks again.
"Sure sir, here you go".
The man is astonished again, so he vows to return one last time and catch them out once and for all.
"Hi, can I have a crocodile sandwich?"
"Sorry Sir we can't do that" the sandwich guy replies.
"AHAHA!!! I caught you!! I knew you couldn't offer any sandwich filling!!" he shouts happily.
The sandwich guy stares at him for a while, then says:
"Sir, we have the crocodile meat, but we're just out of bread!"
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