Funny quotes

carmen_richards · #1 06-16-2007, 05:13 PM

A sign seen in a maternity ward..."NO CHILDREN ALLOWED"

becky · #2 06-16-2007, 10:53 PM

"make sure your next erection is in safe hands"

seen on a steel erectors van lol

carmen_richards · #3 06-20-2007, 10:50 AM

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

becky · #4 06-20-2007, 10:48 PM

clare bear · #5 06-21-2007, 12:00 AM

alan jones trailers leek
i saw it on an horse box, not a good advert for the company hey.

carmen_richards · #6 06-25-2007, 03:14 PM

Woody Allen once said.... I am not scared of dying I just dont want to be there when it happens... Before i knew it was Woody Allens saying my daughter said it to me... I could not believe what i heard, but boy did I laugh... her excuse was... "Well you wont be there when it happens will you? You are in affect brain dead so your brain will not be there... you might be there in body so you will not be ther when you die" I still find that hard to get my head round