joke

[geordie]

i tried to phone you earlier from a phone box,but i put my donor card in instead of my phone card.F**cking call cost an arm and a leg.

[geordie]

Italian guy,wen i finish making aluv to my girlafriend i go down an gentley tickle the back of her knees,she floats 6inch above da bed in ecstasy,Frenchman,zat is nothin,wen i finish wiv ze girl i kiss her all ze way down her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet,she floats 12inch above ze bed in ecstasy,Englishman,wen im dun riding our lass,i get out of bed n wipe me knob on the curtains,she hits the f**cking roof.

[emerald-babe31]

pmsl haha very good jokes

[c.a.cullum]

lmao... like the last one!!! hahahahahha.....

[CoNFuSeD24]

lol funny

[emerald-babe31]

two willies walk into a bank
" this is a stick up nobody move"
just then a vibrator walks in
" oh shit " says one of the willies
" its robocock"

haha!!!

[Charlie_x]

lmafo

[c.a.cullum]

hahahaha... too funny lol