this is rude :P

emerald-babe31 · #1 01-23-2008, 07:45 PM

A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has a terrible discharge..
" ok take ur knickers off and lets check it " he says
she obliges and he slips a finger in & has a feel around...

" how does tht feel" ? he asks...
"Fuckin wonderful " she replies " but the discharge was from my ear" lol

sori bout the swear word hehe

Charlie_x · #2 01-24-2008, 07:27 AM

hahaha love it

emerald-babe31 · #3 01-24-2008, 08:45 PM

A woman goes into the chemist and buys.. 1 bar of soap... 1 toothbrush.. 1 deodrant.. 1 facecloth.. and 1 comb..

The guy at the checkout remarks " you must be single"
to which the woman replies
" wow".. you can tell all tht just by the things I bought"
" no " he replies.. " your fuckin ugly"

haha poor woman

c.a.cullum · #4 01-25-2008, 03:39 PM

hahahahahahahahaha.... they'r good ones!!!! esp the 1st!!! laughn lol

Charlie_x · #5 01-25-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emerald-babe31

A woman goes into the chemist and buys.. 1 bar of soap... 1 toothbrush.. 1 deodrant.. 1 facecloth.. and 1 comb..

The guy at the checkout remarks " you must be single"
to which the woman replies
" wow".. you can tell all tht just by the things I bought"
" no " he replies.. " your fuckin ugly"

haha poor woman

Hahaha love it hun x

emerald-babe31 · #6 01-27-2008, 12:21 AM

A man lying on a beach sun bathing wearing nothin but a cap over his cock.. an ugly woman passed and remarks if u were any sort of a gentleman u wld lift ur hat!!..

The man replied " if u were any sort of a lady the fuckin hat wld lift its self"

haha these are gettin worse hehe

becky · #7 01-27-2008, 10:16 AM

lol they are all too funny

xx